Bad bot

I am hanging around my apartment writing chat bots and then arguing with them. I get annoyed when they don't understand simple concepts like what their name is and then I am mean to them. It's terribly unfair of me since I should know their poor little minds are just like two hash tables and a list. Here's a funny bit of the conversation.

bot: your name is bot

me: no my name is kevin

bot: your name is bot

me: no

bot: today is tuesday

me: yes

bot: bot

me: that's you

bot: bad bot

me: awww

Most of it is even less sensical. Maybe I will stick them online and you can chat with them too, if I can make them sufficiently entertaining before I get bored of them. The classic race against time ;-)