Como chupar menos a hablando en español

A point of Spanglish grammar possibly lost on my fellow Cincinnatians - when Spanish-speakers in the U.S. are making up new Spanish words from English ones, they add the suffix -ear to make verbs, not the more common -ar.

I am interested in constructing a detailed new language, "Cincinnati Spanish". You simply construct a grammatical English sentence and translate the words one for one into Spanish. You are still obligated to conjugate verbs, and whenever possible you should use extremely simple sentences.

Linguistic disputes in Cincinnati Spanish will be resolved by Señor Teets.